I'm a Shoe Shine Man
I got a brand new thing called a Faraday Louisiana Blue
You better stick around and watch me cause I'm an entertaining fool
I'm a Shoe Shine Man
I'm number one in the land
I'm a Shoe Shine Man
Hangin' in where I can
Beepity beepity beepity beepity can
I'm a Shoe Shine
Let me play it for you
Well I learned that trade from that rag-bobbin' daddy of mine
He shined a bird out of gale and made a hundred dollar bill one time
But when the meat gets scarce I shine to a three pound for a dime
I'm a Shoe Shine Man
I'm number one in the land
I'm a Shoe Shine Man
Hangin' in where I can
Beepity beepity beepity beepity can
I'm a Shoe Shine
Well I had a little girl that had me she had a lot of hoochie coochie ways
She was bumpin' and a grindin' paid that woman one dollar a day
But you know she was underage and the law come and drove her away
But I'm a Shoe Shine Man
I'm number one in the land
I'm a Shoe Shine Man
I'm number one in the land
Beepity beepity beepity beepity can
I'm a Shoe Shine Man
I'm a Shoe Shine Man
I'm a Shoe Shine Man