Drinking and thinking by the gig, that was cool
Nirvana is the goal and the bottle is the tool
My eyes are red, the sky is gray
My head isn't dizzy and so is the day
Carmen Conrad is as clean as a baby's butt
His tremors are stoned, the crowd is nuts
No singer on the stage, that's easy to see
And every man on this planet will blame it on me
There was a man on the phone
Saying, Harold, can you come and play?
Please, please, please, please
You gotta come and play
I said, okay, but first I must
*, shower, and shave
That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
I gotta *, shower, and shave
That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
And I can keep on climbing the ladder
Leads to a real cheap rate
Ow!
Some more chains in my pocket
Small chains in my head
I don't wanna die, just wanna be dead
Stepping straight from gone ain't easy to do
I'll just do what I do and I'll play for you
*, shower, and shave
That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
I gotta *, shower, and shave

That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
And I can keep on climbing the ladder
Leads to a real cheap rate
*, shower, and shave
That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
I gotta *, shower, and shave
That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
Then I can keep on climbing the ladder
Leads to a real cheap...
*, shower, and shave
That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
I gotta *, shower, and shave
That's right
I need time to get out of my cave
Then I can keep on climbing the ladder
Climbing the ladder
Climbing the ladder

That's right
Leads to a real cheap rate