At first I told myself, I need my head inspected I know to settle things, same T-shirt and sunglasses Then it got way to say, she cut her hair like me She bought a red guitar, kept driving round in my car You see her in jean, she slams me against the wall Crashed into a bus, chasing some supermodel She's analyzed my smile, she's memorized my phone book She always wears my clothes, her favorite words are She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you, somebody notice me Somebody notice, I'm fading away here Well I've got a deal to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm saying something's wrong, she's out back playing soccer She used to do ballet, now she's a heavy smoker She's so obsessed with me, now she stands up to pee And now her stupid games have started taking over Don't need no special help, don't need to see a doctor I know you're worried but, I'm telling you just watch her It's like she's cracked my code, those things I've never spoke of She wants *** all the time, and so far so good She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you, somebody notice me Somebody notice, I'm fading away here Well I've got a deal to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me I'm going under, what have I got to do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm in the loony bin, wearing a pale pink nightie The nurse comes through the door, and whispers so politely Your boyfriend's here to see you, look pretty take a bath I love a skinny man, can I get his autograph? She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you, somebody notice me Somebody notice, I'm fading away here Well I've got a deal to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me I'm going under, what have I got to do to make you see I'm going under, what have I got to do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be, she wants to be, she wants to be me *