Well,
she said she knew Elvis,
said she used to be his friend.
Yeah, she said she knew Elvis,
like the back of her hand.
And who was I to doubt her?
Someone had to know the man.
She drove a Lincoln Continental that she got in 75.
She drove a Lincoln Continental
he gave her just before he died.
And who was I to doubt her?
Her face
glowed with pride.
Said she'd often been mistaken for Priscilla,
don't you see?
Said she'd also been mistaken for Lisa Marie.
And who was I to doubt her?
Who was I to disagree?
Play it more.
Told her I knew Jimi Hendrix,
that I rode Purple Haze.
Said I knew Paul McCartney,
that I taught him to play bass.
She said she believed me,
then she laughed in my face.
Yeah, she said she knew Elvis,
she had the mean woman blues.
Yeah, she said she knew Elvis,
she had the blue suede shoes.
And who was I to doubt her?
She had the photos.
Hell.