Used to be my very best friend

We went everywhere together

Even shared a boyfriend once or twice She was never satisfied

Nothing 'round here suited her

She never phones, she never writes

Old friend that ain't right She don't talk like us no more

She done run off and got certified

She don't act like us no more since she moved away Using words she never used before

She's almost as skinny as a movie star

She don't even walk like us no more Now when she visits you'd think

Minor royalty'd come to town

All she does is talk about the city

And she puts all the local stuff down She never asks me how I've been

Or what I've been up to, it's a lesson in geography

Ain't it amazing what a few miles can do She don't talk like us no more

She done run off and got certified

She don't act like us no more since she moved away Using words she never used before

She's almost as skinny as a movie star

She don't even walk like us no more I don't believe how uppity she's gotten, do you believe it?

Honey, who, who does she think she is?

Yeah, I don't believe how uppity she's gotten, do you believe it?

Oh honey, who, who does she think is?