I've been leaving your shampoo bottles over in the corner there Sitting empty on the bathtub, real wishing they could wash your hair Yeah, I keep them by that crumb of fancy soap and your toothbrush at my bathroom sink Your cell phone charger still hanging from the wall, haven't chucked it in like you'd think Though you haven't been around in weeks I've run out of my speed stick, honey, so I have been using yours It's freaking trash, all that organic, you are from one of your healthier stores It is seemingly worse than everyday, all the *** it knows around my house If I could have had it any other way, then by now I would have chucked it out But it seems to want to stick around I've been leaving you in radio silence, so I love to catch a pass Waited long enough that I can never call you, baby, how *** is that? And it's all just so forgettable, till I'm sitting with your stuff alone Where I can't, I just let it go I've been seeing that red Corolla parked out on the corner there If it were yours, it'd be some hippie bull*** hanging from the rear view mirror Passing, passing it every other day, I look in to see if this one's yours But the shape it's in is giving it away, yours is dented up and down the doors Never wanted to see it go I've been leaving you in radio silence, so I love to catch a pass Waited long enough that I can never call you, baby, how *** is that? And it's all just so forgettable, till I'm sitting with your stuff alone Where I can't, I just let it go Thanks for watching!