The *** is in the heel, even if you break it The *** is in the heel, honey, you can't fake it Junk it up, cause I'm no flat tire Knock it up, six inches higher The *** is in the heel, so just embrace it From London to Milan, stilettos are his love In red and neon lights, gimme, jimmy, choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo Shoes in New York, Paris, Hong Kong, living like an emblem Searching at the side, the heel is a transmission Asserting actual scientific reasons, heels touch the leg and the hindquarters Lifting the rear end, making it appear pert and ready for mating season That's the scientific view, but you know what I say The *** is in the heel, pierces you can't make it The *** is the appeal, kinky boys can't shake it Pump it up, feel the toss, be patient Pump it up, it's contagious The *** is in the heel, so just embrace it From London to Milan, be that cheek, my feelings In red and neon lights, won't go nowhere without my, my, my, my, my New York, Paris, Hong Kong, stiletto feet, I'm reeling Searching at the side, the heel should hit the ceiling The heel should hit the ceiling From London to Milan, stilettos are an ism In red and neon lights, got a lot of, of, of, of, of, of New York, Paris, Hong Kong, live it like an ism Searching at the side, the heel is a transmission These are brilliant, I'd wear any one of them You are not our niche market There are some very interesting ideas here They're all stiletto heels It's physically impossible to make a stiletto that can bear the weight of a full grown man Not so fast If we could mould a steel, one piece from ball to heel We'd underpin it and remake it so not even Don could break it Sorry, I said We'd underpin it and remake it so not even Don could break it Yeah, you think We can do it! We can do it! We can do it! We can do it! From London to Milan, stilettos are an ism In red and neon lights, heel it, heel it New York, Paris, Hong Kong, watch out, watch out Here we come!