I woke up today with a head like a swarm of mosquitoes
And they were droppin' like flies, gettin' stuck drunk in stale mojitos
Everyone I know thinks I'm asleep behind the wheel
But friend, behind the bar it's a mighty fine deal
I hit the street with an old record, skippin' my steppin'
And they were hummin' along to a song by Jeffrey Frederick
I felt closer to God than I'll ever get to Heaven
I fell on my knees and I prayed to the 7-Eleven
Grant me the serenity to pay for this sin change
And the courage to give with what I can
God damn grant me the wisdom to know I owe the difference
Baby
I put the pedal to the metal but I might as well cut the brake line
I was buzzin' around with a stomachache takin' a sweet time
And from 6 to 8 we'll be playin' all night
Well, on a 12-step program, one two step at a time
Grant me the serenity to pay for this sin change
And the courage to give with what I can
God damn grant me the wisdom to know I owe the difference
Baby
The sun sits holdin' like the devil's nose blowin' his brains out
It was drippin' off the sky, fillin' up the cup I had left out
So I sat on a porch just to watch that sunset rain down
And I crossed my chest and I laid my head on the ground
I woke up today with a head like a swarm of mosquitoes
They were droppin' like flies, gettin' stuck drunk in stale mojitos
Everyone I know thinks I'm asleep behind a wheel
But I'm afraid I'm behind a bar and somebody's flyin' to you
Grant me the serenity to pay for this sin change
And the courage to give with what I can
God damn grant me the wisdom to know I owe the difference
God damn grant me the wisdom to know I owe the difference
Baby