You think you're pretty and you think you're smart That's two things you got wrong and that's just the start Where'd you get that notion that you control my heart? Silly old scrubber, silly old tart You mean nothing to me, I'm just playing around Silly old scrubber I give you money and I buy you things Satin dresses and golden rings And you know what I want in return for those things So get upstairs when your doorbell rings I'm coming round for the things that's mine And you better show me a good time You make it so easy to be cruel and to be greedy And not to care at all You won't claim no respect So what do you expect now that it's time to crawl? You only get what you deserve And there's plenty more in reserve So please don't be sad I'm picking up the tabs And ain't it just the best time that a girl ever had? I give you money and I buy you things Satin dresses and golden rings And you know what I want in return for those things So get upstairs when your doorbell rings I'm coming round for the things that's mine And you better show me a good time Get upstairs I pay for it I want what's mine Spread them, darling Where's my wish? Yeah, don't be sad I'm feeling frisky The rest is history Yeah, get upstairs