Kids, do you want to hear a new song? Yes! Okay, attention! Once upon a time, not so long ago... Stop! Why? I'd rather listen to a fat beat by Paulie! Okay, attention! Once upon a time, not so long ago In an unknown country, not so far away There was this strange creature You've never heard of it and never read about it It lived very deep in the underground It got lazy and fat, it lived unhealthy No, it preferred to never move And if it wanted to go somewhere, it preferred to lie down Oink or woof, it grunted or barked And because of its fat fur, it bore every cold And liked to give, look what I can do First I nibble on the bone and then I drool in the mud It was a mix, if you know what I mean A dog in the front and a pig in the back And this little pig-dog had no worries Because everything it had to do, it preferred to do tomorrow Somewhere in the underground Lives my little pig-dog I can't defeat it today It only lies around in the area Doesn't make a sound with its finger It can't be defeated And this pig-dog pushes himself to do tasks Actually, he's only happy when he's sleeping All fingers stay straight, no one is crumpled Yes, that's how he is What he prefers to do Doing nothing And he only managed that Resting Every day, every night Leisure time The last wash-off Stone time And everything that still has to be done today Is at the top of your not-to-do-list Yes, it loves it when a plan works But it loves it even more when nothing happens The alarm clock rings Don't get up The phone rings Don't answer The DHL man comes with a package in his hand For the neighbors Don't accept Yes, I wanted to ask Do you accept this package for Mrs. Fuchs? No Somewhere in the underground Lives my little pig-dog I can't defeat it today It only lies around in the area No one crumples its fingers It can't be defeated And even if people complain about it And can't always love this pig-dog In the end, everyone is happy again That we can put everything in its shoes And if you sing this song with us It's important that you think about it Give everything He himself would never do that That would be way too exhausting Somewhere in the underground Lives my little pig-dog I can't defeat it today It only lies around in the area No one crumples its fingers It can't be defeated And all fingers go And all fingers go And all fingers go None of it is made crooked today The pig-dog said And all fingers go And all fingers go And all fingers go None of it is made crooked today The pig-dog said