This is for them 20-somethings Time really moved fast, you were just 16 This is for them 30-somethings That didn't turn out exactly how your mom and dad wanted you to be This is for them 40-somethings Well, raise up your glass and laugh like a *** This is for them 50-somethings Hell, you're halfway there, baby, take it to the head Mom and dad tried to hide the world Said the world's just too big for a little girl Eyes wide open, can't you see? I had my first kiss by the age of 13 Mom and dad tried to hide the boys I swear that dust maiden want me more At 14 they asked me what I wanna be I said, baby, 21, so I give me a dream I'm not a teacher, baby I can teach you something Not a teacher, but we can pray if you wanna Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better But I'm great at writing physical love letters I'm a freak all day, all night High top flight, boy, out of sight And I'm crazy all day, all night Who needs that degree when you're schoolin' life? Schoolin' life Schoolin' life This is for them pretty-somethings Livin' in a fast lane, see you when you crash, babe This is for them sexy-somethings That body ain't gonna always get you outta everything This is for them bitter-somethings Stop livin' in regret, baby, it's not over yet And this is for them triple-somethings That's high on life, baby, put me on your slide I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you something Not a teacher, but we can pray if you wanna Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better But I'm great at writing physical love letters I'm a freak all day, all night High top flight, boy, out of sight And I'm crazy all day, all night Who needs that degree when you're schoolin' life? Schoolin' life Schoolin' life To know it costs to be the boss One day you run the town To not make it right, but you decide Baby, party till the fire marshals shut this sucker down I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you something Not a teacher, but we can pray if you wanna Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better But I'm great at writing physical love letters I'm a freak all day, all night High top flight, boy, out of sight And I'm crazy all day, all night Who needs that degree when you're schoolin' life? Who needs that degree when you're schoolin' life? Who needs that degree when you're schoolin' life? There's not a real way to live this There's not a real way to live this Oh yeah, oh yeah Won't stop runnin' until it's finished Yeah, yeah, yeah It's up to you, the rest isn't written Yeah, yeah, yeah Thanks for watching!