Happy hearts warming, they say in the street Happy hearts warming, they think they're so sweet Words said so often that they lack any meaning Why should I join in when I could be intervening? Everypony loves this cursed holiday But would they be better off with it out of the way? Well, okay! Say goodbye to the holiday With my magic I'll erase it The greatest gift that I give today And everypony will have to face it No more little games for you to play After you say goodbye to the holiday Goodbye hearts warming, you had a good run Goodbye hearts warming, it's over, you're done Finally set free from your forced celebrations No need to reply to your trite invitations Calendar's shorter by a single day Is my magic up to the test? Time to see, I can't delay Say goodbye to the holiday Prepare the spell, no hesitation All memories shall fade away See Equestria's new transformation No more shall anypony say Happy hearts warming! After today After today