The snow is snowing, the wind is blowing There's Christmas feelings all through the air Old Saint Nick is coming, and Yehoveh brings you something But I know something about him that I've got to share Everybody knows about Santa Claus He's got pointy little ears and furry paws Watch him, Santa, whiskers right beside his nose Licking up the soot between his furry toes Santa Claus doesn't say hello He climbs down the chimney but you'll never know He always leaves a present but he'll steal a fish If you'll only add some salmon to your shopping list I think Santa is a cat, a tubby white kitten But who you think you're kitten? I know Santa for a fact isn't very human What you think you're doing with that? Put him down, Santa I bet you think I'm crazy and you don't believe But when I heard that rustling on Christmas Eve I snuck down the stairs just to figure it out And there he was clausin' at my favorite couch He caught me starin' and he arched his back Dropped all the presents in his Christmas sack I hoped he wouldn't notice when I started to sneeze Sorry, Santa Claus, I've got some allergies I think Santa is a cat, a tubby white kitten But who you think you're kitten? I know Santa for a fact isn't very human What you think you're doing in that pile of my clothes? What's that smell? Don't wanna know You've overstayed your welcome and it's time to go Oh, I think Santa is a cat, a tubby white kitten But who you think you're kitten? I know Santa for a fact isn't very human What you think you're doing with that? Put him down, Santa That's a good kitty Do you like it when I rub your belly? Meow