a one two three four you know something funny happened yesterday something really funny happened yesterday you want to hear about it okay this is what happened mommy kisses and your clothes underneath the mistletoe last night she didn't see me creep down the stairs you have a plea she thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep some mommy tickles and underneath it's so snowy what a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen mommy kissing Santa Claus last night and at this point right I'm going ballistic like oh my I can't believe my eyes and I'm like Santa mommy where's daddy you know what it gets worse I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night then Santa kissed my back and made his funny laugh then I thought to myself oh this is getting out of hand some mommy tickles Santa Claus and my eyes could barely stand the sun what a mess it would have been if daddy had only seen mommy kissing Santa Claus and and at this point I'm I'm totally freaking out and and I'm like this is bad very very bad and you will not believe what happened next I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night she took off his hat and that big white mustache and suddenly I realized that Santa was my dad and now that daddy is my Santa Claus I guess mommy kissing him is just fine but what a laugh it has been now that I finally seen daddy was my Santa Claus last night daddy was my Santa Claus last night daddy was my Santa Claus last night da da da da da da da da da da da da You and I oo oo oo oooooo da da da da da da da da da da da da ooo oooo daddy wears my sinusors ooooo oooo yay yay yay oooo oooo dadadadadadadadada dadadadadadadadadadadada dudududududu Ooo daddy wears daddy wears daddy wears my sinusors last night