Yeah, same song and dance Damn girl, everywhere I go, same song and dance I like the way you move, all over the globe, same song and dance Something about it man, same song and dance, and it's hella moonlight I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by the whole rapper thing, aren't ya? Probably thinkin' you get slapped so dang hard, ya Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya? Couple rape charges, people think you're a monstop The police constantly buggin' you nonstop I walk up on ya, well hello, Tanya I think you got your on-stop button inside your car stop You out to gas, do you got the flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back Instead of up front, I'm not askin' it's a trap You just got jacked and body snatched, and it's a wrap And broad day, and no mask for this attack I heard him say, exact opposite the track If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back Yeah, baby, do that dance, it's the last dance You'll never get the chance to do, girl, shake that ass You ain't never gonna break that glass That windshield's too strong for you I said, yeah, baby, sing that song, it's the last song You'll never get the chance to sing, you sexy little thing Show me what you got, give it your all Look at your ball, why you cryin' to me? The first victim I had, she was a big one Big movie star, a party girl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab every four to six months She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts A Nickelodeon flash, the little kids once What an event it was, I was sitting in front I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns Seen her backstage, now here's why I come in, son Look as she comes, I better pull out the big guns Hello, Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin, hun How about a ride to rehab, get in, ***? But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Girl, I'm just kiddin', let me start over again, hun See, what I meant was, we should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension You little wincher, murder wasn't my intention If I wanted to kill you, it would have already been done Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her With 66 inches of extension Yeah, baby, do that dance, it's the last dance You'll never get the chance to do Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass That windshield's too strong for you I said, yeah, baby, sing that song, it's the last song You'll never get the chance to sing, you sexy little thing Show me what you got, give it your all Look at your ball, why you cryin' to me? My second victim was even bigger than the first Pop star, icon, the whole works She played the little schoolgirl when she first burst upon the scene It seemed that the world was hers She scrolls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts It irked me and made me mad at first I laughed after my songs, but what was really going on Was that I had developed a crush I just didn't know how to tell it to her Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons Or footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk? We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell like, hello my love I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my valium with you cause I'm feelin' you, Brittany I tried you a blue one for a pink one Ever since a schoolgirl drew another link When I've been feelin' you, ooh, ooh, girl You sexy little gal, you hold that pill any longer It'll get sentimental value Come on, touch, give me the valium, alley-oop I'll swam duckets in your mouth till you puke And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you New outfit, ships, I'll make a suit out of your shoot Now show me how you move, baby, do how you do Yeah, baby, do that dance, it's the last dance You'll never get the chance to do Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass That windshield's too strong for you I said, yeah, baby, sing that song, it's the last song You'll never get the chance to sing, you sexy little thing Show me what you got, give it your all Look at your ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance Same kickin' and screamin' Same cryin' and sobbin' Same song and dance Same beggin' and pleadin' Same yellin' and bleedin' Same song and dance Yeah Same song and dance I know Same song and dance