and E Get yourself a cooler Lay yourself low Nothing to show to judge your constipation Go to his head and his wife's aggravation You'll soon end up dead That's the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend That's the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend Got you whipped to cocaine, you're fine with your gut No smoothie-facing lawyer could get you undone See, love ain't the same on the south side of town You could look, but you ain't gonna find it around That's the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend That's the same old story, same old song and dance Break comes a knockin' door Start lockin' your old-time connection Change your direction, you ain't gonna change it Can't pre-bridge it, can't stand the pain When it's all the same to you, my friend When you're low down and dirty from walkin' the street But you're old and hurty-gurty, no one to greet See, love ain't the same on the south side of town You could look, but you ain't gonna find it around That's the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend That's the same old story, same old song and dance That's the same old story, same old song and dance