Our next comic is the number one deaf comic,
hearing impaired comic in the US.
He's been on the Jerry Lewis Telephone.
A big hand for Craig Gass.
Craig Gass, a big hand.
Craig Gass, Craig Gass, Craig Gass.
My
name's Craig,
and in the deaf community,
we give somebody a round of applause.
We wave our hands up in the air.
So right now, I want to start the show
by having everybody here give me a big round of applause.
Everybody.
Big.
Wow.
You guys are loud.
Thank you.
Now I want to do an impression for you guys.
This is an impression of
Sam Kinnison.
You guys remember Sam Kinnison?
This is an impression of Sam.
This is an impression of Sam.
I'm not * deaf.
But my family's deaf.
That's a true story.
My mom, my dad, and my sister.
So I can do that.
Growing up in a deaf family,
I couldn't learn how to speak for my own family.
So I had to learn how to talk by
copying all the voices I heard on TV.
That's how I learned how to talk.
When you can do impressions,
you're the hit at every party you go to.
I've done shows where people yell out
requests that make no sense at all.
Just, hey!
Do Casey Kasem doing Elvis!
And whip out your dick!
Casey Kasem doing Elvis.
How many Casey Kasem or Captain Kirk
impressions have you heard in your lifetime?
You know what I mean?
I'll give you Casey Kasem doing Elvis.
Here you go.
Hi, I'm Casey Kasem.
And I'm doing Elvis.
Down one notch and in at number two.
I'm doing Elvis.
You can do Cartman from South Park doing Elvis.
Damn Elvis, you got some big old titties.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.