Everybody knows Sam Brown,
pump-pump country dress down.
Sharpest man in the island,
rent the most girls in town.
Climb with plenty nice women
and pay all bills for them.
But he got one big problem,
he can't satisfy them.
One night he went to Jenny after smoking up a tally.
Jenny tell me,
she had her cheat.
When she ready for the business,
he only want his kiss.
She bloody blazing, what?
He is standing.
Ask Jackie, Sonia or Mildred,
they going tell you that he's a midget.
Anytime I want some action,
some goodful satisfaction,
he telling me
that he's sleepy.
On the side streets he posting,
hold he hard on the chin.
He could take any woman,
all the ladies love him.
When he invade the city,
all man get frightened.
But
his girlfriend don't tell me,
Sammy smoke like cotton.
One night he went with Susie after taking out the valley.
Susie tell me,
he ain't ready.
When she ready to tell me trick,
he lie down there like he sick.
What a surprise,
Sammy won't rise.
I try me best to love and rub him down.
He lie down there silent, won't make a sound.
And when the night come,
and I ready to have some fun,
I play with him,
but I ain't getting nothing.
Sammy again.
China brushworm and walnuts,
cocaine, Garuda and steel drugs.
Sauce, perella and black stone,
he can't stand up alone.
Sammy name only spreading,
and people laughing at him.
All the ladies come to him,
he's a sucker kid.
One night Jackie came by me,
and I asked she raise some fee.
She say he's sleeping,
don't think about him.
Right now it's just me and you,
just do what he cannot do.
Stop you joking,
I want some loving.
When I lie with you, you make me feel happy.
What I get from you, I can't get from nobody.
Right now I want some action,
some good good satisfaction.
Come on Nicky,
jam it for me.
You think it's good alone, it'll be hard.