I am the chosen one and I stand proud
on the corner of Main Street and Vine.
Proud of the flag and I shout out loud
as I stake my claim of what's mine.
My flag is big and it waves so strong,
you can hear it snap back for a mile.
If you don't salute me,
better get out of town before my rifle goes wild.
There's no time and place for an argument.
I am invincible,
I am right, I was born to know what to do.
Pledge allegiance to my mighty flag and I promise to never hurt you.
I promise.
I am the chosen one and I won't
tolerate any false flags running to win.
A flag who trumps any red flag creep
whose weaving was born out of sin.
Just don't cross the line with your liberal ways,
they're weak and carry no speed.
With this righteous man and his righteous
flag that God has christened to lead.
There's no time and place for an argument.
I am invincible,
I am right, I was born to know what to do.
Pledge allegiance to my mighty flag and I promise to never hurt you.
I am invincible,
I am right, I was born to know what to do.
Pledge allegiance to my mighty flag and I promise to never hurt you.
I promise.
Because I'm always right and I never lie.
Salute me!