If I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.If I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.There were two old ladies sitting in the sand, each one wishing the other was a man.Honey, let me be a salty dog.Well, I've got a gal who's ten feet tall, sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall.Honey, let me be a salty dog.If I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.If I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.Well, roads are red and paths are blue, onions are pickled and so are you.Honey, let me be a salty dog.Floating down the river on an old oak log, what the heck's a salty dog?If I can be a salty dog, if I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.If I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.You smiled when I came into town, now you're sorry that the car broke down.Honey, let me be a salty dog.I know a girl who lives on a hill, she won't kiss me but her sister will.Honey, let me be a salty dog.If I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.If I can be a salty dog, I'd want to be a man at all. Honey, let me be a salty dog.Kinda hurts my fingers.Oil, that is.I think we better call this the end of the song, cause it's getting too darn long.Honey, let me be a salty, honey, let me be a salty, honey, let me be a salty dog.Subtitles by the Amara.org community