St. Joe, he said he's never been Dressed up like a woman St. Joe, they said your dad was gay They said your mom, she's a *** They said until you were old, yeah And they said your mom, she's a bore And they made her beg them for more, oh man Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary says they have the darkest beer in the range St. Joe, he said he's never been Made up like a woman St. Joe, the time is coming when When Mary never will return Yeah, Mary never will come back, yeah Yeah, Mary never will return Oh Mary, please come home, oh man Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary says they have the darkest beer in the range Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary says they have the darkest beer in the range Oh man, Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary, Aunt Mary says they have the darkest beer They have the family dancing They have the darkest beer in their minds