I'm writing a song all about you A true song as real as my tears But you've no need to fear it Cause no one will hear it Cause sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year I'll tell all about how you cheated I'd like for the whole world to hear I'd like to get even with you cause you're leaving But sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year It's a good thing that I'm not a star You don't know how lucky you are Though my record may slip No one will play it Cause sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year I'd like to get even with you cause you're leaving But sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year Well, it's a good thing that I'm not a star You don't know how lucky you are Though my record may slip No one will play it Cause sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year