There'll be some sad singin' and some slow ridin' the next time you come a-staggerin' inThere'll be some coffee drinkin' and some flowers bringin' if you don't tell me where you've beenYou pat my cheek and kiss me quick then you go struttin' out at two when you come draggin' in with your shirt still hangin' outThere'll be some sad singin' and some slow ridin' the next time you come a-staggerin' inThere'll be some sad singin' and some slow ridin' the next time you come a-staggerin' inThere'll be some coffee drinkin' and some flowers bringin' if you don't tell me where you've beenThere'll be some coffee drinkin' and some flowers bringin' if you don't tell me where you've beenNext payday when you cash your check and buy drinks for the crowdYou better save back just enough to buy yourself a shroudCause there'll be sad singin' and some slow ridin' the next time you come a-staggerin' inThe consequences happen too lateA sad song come for me nextSuch a Deceit, such a YonSuch a Deceit, such a YonThere'll be some sad singin' and some slow ridin' the next time you come a-staggerin' inI love it when you say it's okay I'd rather let it all be forgottenThere'll be some sad singing and some slow ridingThe next time you come a-spaggering inThere'll be some coffee drinking and some flowers bringingBut you won't drink or smell anythingWhen I asked you for a helping hand, you looked at me alarmedYou asked me what I thought that was hanging on your armThere'll be some sad singing and some slow ridingThe next time you come a-spaggering inThe next time you come a-spaggering in