We had no friends in our house
So we went to china town
To a little store with pets
and two darn chickens
We found are friend
And he wasn't cool
He had pink ribs
We named him Rupert
Uh huh huh...
So we took him on a train
Placed him in a little jar
Put him by the TV
and watched him vibe
Well he is just as sad
as you and I, could see
it racing through his mind.
We knew he wouldn't last
the night but we named
him Rupert
Rupert, He died, Committed
Suicide, and he was our
friend until the end
oh yeah
Rupert, He died, Committed
Suicide, and he was our
friend until the end
oh yeah
