I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb And I know I lie when I hear oneWould you run that by me one more time?Well, you're late again, I seeWhat's your excuse this time?Don't try to kiss and make upWhen you smell so strong from wineWell, I'm not late, the clock is wrongYou need to whine, big BenAnd honey, that's not wineYou smell this after shave for menWould you run that by me one more time?Run that by me one more timeTo make sure that I hurtI hope you don't expect me to believe that lineI might be crazy, but I ain't dumbAnd I know I lie when I hear oneWould you run that by me one more time?What happened to the money I gave you to pay the rent?Well, the rent is overdueAnd I'm not late, the clock is wrongWe ain't got one red centWell, I put it in the cookie jarThe day you brought it homeAnd one day when I come back from townI looked and I'll be dog, that money was goneWould you run that by me one more time?Run that by me one more timeTo make sure that I hurt you rightI hope you don't expect me to believe that lineI might be crazy and I might be dumbBut I know I lie, honey, when I hear oneWould you run that by me one more time?You keep a drink in that aftershaveAnd it's gonna kill you if I'm luckyCome on, tell the truth nowYou got into that cookie jar, didn't you?I did not, you're just talking to hear your head roarOh, I bought your earsOh, you'd hit your mama before you'd hit meRun that by me one more timeI don't wanna run that by you one more time