I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb And I know I lie when I hear one
Would you run that by me one more time?
Well, you're late again, I see
What's your excuse this time?
Don't try to kiss and make up
When you smell so strong from wine
Well, I'm not late, the clock is wrong
You need to whine, big Ben
And honey, that's not wine
You smell this after shave for men
Would you run that by me one more time?
Run that by me one more time
To make sure that I hurt
I hope you don't expect me to believe that line
I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb
And I know I lie when I hear one
Would you run that by me one more time?
What happened to the money I gave you to pay the rent?
Well, the rent is overdue
And I'm not late, the clock is wrong
We ain't got one red cent
Well, I put it in the cookie jar
The day you brought it home
And one day when I come back from town
I looked and I'll be dog, that money was gone
Would you run that by me one more time?
Run that by me one more time
To make sure that I hurt you right
I hope you don't expect me to believe that line
I might be crazy and I might be dumb
But I know I lie, honey, when I hear one
Would you run that by me one more time?
You keep a drink in that aftershave
And it's gonna kill you if I'm lucky
Come on, tell the truth now
You got into that cookie jar, didn't you?
I did not, you're just talking to hear your head roar
Oh, I bought your ears
Oh, you'd hit your mama before you'd hit me
Run that by me one more time
I don't wanna run that by you one more time