You know you're the mastermind Rudman Rudolph, Randolph's not too far behind Rudman Rudolph, Santa's gotta make it to town Randolph, he can hurry, he can take the freeway Randolph, he can hurry, he can take the freeway down In a way, Rudolph, who isn't like a merry-go-round So Santa to a boy child, what have you been longing for? Oh, all I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar In a way, Rudolph, who isn't like a superstar Rudman Rudolph, Santa's gotta make it to town Can't you make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down In a way, Rudolph, who isn't like a merry-go-round Yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah So Santa to a girl child, what would you like most to get? Oh, I want a baby doll that can cry, drink, scream, oh yeah In a way, Rudolph, who isn't like a savior, yeah Rudman Rudolph, Rudman Rudolph, runnin' like a son of a gun Rudman Rudolph, Rudman Rudolph, runnin' like a son of a gun Oh, oh Yeah Yeah