Hello,
old Reindeers, you know you're the mastermind.
Run, run, Rudolph, ran a rancher far behind.
Run,
run,
Rudolph,
Santa's gotta make it to town.
I'm sayin' I'll make him hurry so he can take the freeway down.
Run,
run,
Rudolph,
cause I'm feelin' like I'm merry-go-round.
Say,
Santa to a boy child,
what have you been longin' for?
All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar.
He'll get away when Rudolph wins him like a shooting star.
Run, run, Rudolph,
Santa has to make it to town.
I'm sayin' I'll make him hurry till he can take the freeway down.
Run,
run,
Rudolph,
cause I'm feelin' like I'm merry-go-round.
Say,
Santa to a girl child,
what would please you most to get?
Well,
a little baby doll that you can cry asleep drinkin' with.
He'll get
away when Rudolph wins him like a saber jet.
Run, run, Rudolph,
Santa's gotta make it to town.
I'm sayin' I'll make him hurry till he can take the freeway down.
Run,
run,
Rudolph,
I'm feelin' like I'm merry-go-round.
Run,
run, Rudolph,
Santa's gotta make it to town.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.