Hey man, have you heard the latest about Charlie?
That's a good one.
I didn't hear about that. Tell me about it man.
Yeah?
No, he wouldn't do that.
He wouldn't do that?
I know Charlie. Charlie is my best friend right now.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Charlie lived in a house of big white cows
Who had some naughty children
Who had some naughty mouths
Put your eyes on the key, old Charlie boy
Can you see what they're trying to screw you up?
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I will set you free
If you will vote for me
All you've got to vote for
Are the things you'll never say
Put your ear to the key, old Charlie boy
Can you hear what they're trying to screw you up?
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Yes!
Did you know that the man next door
Is making it
With the woman next door
Yes he is, yes he is
Did you think that people in high places
Never score?
Can you take this man?
I will vouch for you
If you will vouch for me
All you've got to vouch for
Are the things you didn't see
Put your eye to the key, old Charlie boy
Can you see what they're trying to screw you up?
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Yes!
Did you know that the man across the street
Is making it
With the man across the street
Yes he is, yes he is
Did you know that the man in the green skin
Has got three feet?
Yes!
It's got to be a rumour man
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Did you hear about Dickie?
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