Row, row, row, row, row, row
Little Joe's cryin' cause a bumblebee stung him
Row, row, row
Sheriff caught a horse, he took him out and hung him
Row, row, row
Old man Brown, he's afraid of the thunder
Row, row, row
And some preachers preach, what other preachers wonder
Row, row, row
Row, row, row
Up the river of life we go
Everybody's got a boat to row
Row, row, row
Row, row, row
Willie hit a bad note playin' on his trumpet
Row, row, row
Grandpa Jones got a rabbit named Thumper
Row, row, row
Tall people, short people, some fat and skinny
Row, row, row
Many bikes, many skirts, everything's a mini
Row, row, row
Row, row, row
Row, row, row
Up the river of life we go
Everybody's got a boat to row
Row, row, row
Yonder stands a hobo waitin' on a freight train
Row, row, row
Sally caught a boat to row

Row, row, row
Down by the mill stream
Row, row, row
Farmers keep a plantin' cause the world keeps a-growin'
Row, row, row
Sunrise to sunrise you gotta keep a-rowin'
Row, row, row
Row, row, row
Up the river of life we go
Everybody's got a boat to row
Row, row, row
Row, row, row
Up the river of life we go
Everybody's got a boat to row
Row, row, row