[Chan] “Senri no michi mo ippo kara!”

[Yun] “KUNG FU wa ichinichi ni shite narazu!”

[Chan & Yun]
“Sono kokoro wa
Daikyoku manjuu ken!”

[Chan & Yun] (Achoo!)

[Chan & Yun] “Shisen! Bekin! Kanton! Santou! Fukken! Shanhai! Chaa shuu men! (YA!)”

[Chan & Yun] “Shisen! Bekin! Kanton! Santou! Fukken! Shanhai! Taikyokuken! (Ha!)”

(ONE TWO!)

[Chan] Ochikobore to iwaretete mo

(XIE XIE)

[Yun] Dame dame mendokusagari demo

[Chan] (Yaru tokya yaru no sa!)

[Chan & Yun] Kuyashisa koete ima koso tachiagare

[Chan & Yun] (Ha!)

[Chan] Shugyou no saki ni mezasu itadaki

[Yun] Kinou yori motto

[Chan & Yun] Tsuyoku naritai

[Chan & Yun]
Kono te de ima tsukami toru tame
II ER SAN SUU UU ROO CHII
Chikara awase futari II CHII JAIO
Tori modosu wa sono kokoro
Te wo tatake saa kimi mo konnichiwa NII HAO
Kanawanai aite demo tatakae
Iza kiwamero taikyoku manjuu ken
Ha!

[Chan & Yun] “Shisen! Bekin! Kanton! Santou! Fukken! Shanhai! Chaashuumen (YA!)

[Chan & Yun] Shisen! Bekin! Kanton! Santou! Fukken! Shanhai! Daikyouken! Ha!”

(HAIYOO!)

[Chan]
Kudaranai koto de momete mo
(TAI BAN!)

[Yun] Dame dame ii koto hitotsu mo nai

[Chan] (Yaru tokya yaru no sa!)

[Chan & Yun]
Akiramezu ni nando demo tachiagare
(Ha!)

[Chan] Shugyou no hate ni tabi suru futari

[Yun] Ashita wa motto

[Chan & Yun] Tsuyoku naritai

[Chan & Yun]
Tama ni sukoshi ochikomu toki mo
II ER SAN SUU UU ROO CHII
Yuujou koso ga chikara II CHII JAIO
Torimodose sono makimono
Te wo tatake saa kimi mo arigatou XIE XIE NI
Kanawanai aite da to osorezu
Mazu kiwamero taikyoku ramen ken
Ha!

[Yun] “Aa mou dame da”

[Chan] “Konnande hekotareteru you ja roushi ni naru nante muri da ne”

[Yun] “Betsuni kyoumi nai shi”

[Chan] “Aa sou yatte tsuyogatten daroo”

[Yun] “Sonna koto nee!”

[Chan] “Honto ka naa?”

[Yun] “Nara misete yaru yo. Yoshi, tsuitekoi!”

[Yun] “Migi! Hidari! Hai hai!”

[Chan] “Migi! Hidari! Hai hai!”

[Yun] “Migi! Hidari! Hai hai!”

[Chan] “Migi! Hidari! Hai hai!”

[Chan] “Kore ga hontou ni taikyoku ramen ken?”

[Yun] “Nn, zenzen jikaku nai kedo”

[Chan] “Maa tonikaku itte miru ka!”

[Chan & Yun]
Takai kabe wo norikoeru koto
Hitori ja muri demo futari nara

[Chan & Yun]
Kono te de ima tsukami toru tame
II ER SAN SUU UU ROO CHII
Chikara awase futari II CHII JAIO
Tori modosu wa sono kokoro
Te wo tatake saa kimi mo konnichiwa NII HAO
Kanawanai aite demo tatakae
Iza jinjou taikyoku manjuu ken
Iza kiwamero taikyoku manjuu ken
(Ha!)

[Chan & Yun] Shisen! Bekin! Kanton! Santou! Fukken! Shanhai! Chaashuumen (YA!)

[Chan & Yun] Shisen! Bekin! Kanton! Santou! Fukken! Shanhai! Taikyouken! Ha!”