When I was young and pretty, with a twinklin' in my eye, I met a travelin' man one day, and I guess he told a lie.
When we was a-courtin', he'd call me Sugar Pie, now he calls me other names, it's Rude Hog or Die.
I'll tell you the reason why, I met a travelin' man one day, and I guess he told a lie.
Take a little nap.
He asked me to get married one cold day in July, but since the day we tied the knot, it's Rude Hog or Die.
He always promised that I'd get a 50-50 deal, but every time he buys a turnip, all I get's the peel.
Rude Hog or Die, tell the world goodbye, for since the day we tied the knot, it's Rude Hog or Die.
That chest of red kids pick a little bath now.
He told me that I'd always be the apple of his eye, but since I knocked his one eye out, it's Rude Hog or Die.
My old man don't work at all, no, he won't even try. If I don't work, I'll starve to death, it's Rude Hog or Die.
Rude Hog or Die, just me, myself, and I. If I don't work, I'll starve to death, it's Rude Hog or Die.
Pick it again.
Now I ain't young and pretty, there's no twanklin' in my eye, cause since I met that travelin' man, it's Rude Hog or Die.
Rude Hog or Die, Rude Hog or Die, cause since I met that travelin' man, it's Rude Hog or Die.