I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin So far ahead, these bums is laggin' See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin' I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin' The *** I look like gettin' back to a has-been Yeah, I said it, has-been Hang it up, flat screen Plasma, hey, Nicki, hey, Nicki Asthma, I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine I got bars, sentencing I'm a bad bitch, I'm a *** And I'll kick that hoe, punt Force trauma, blunt You play the bat, bitch, I'm in the front You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it Nicki Minaj is who you ain't ***in' wit' You little fraggler, I'll beat you with a Pattiloc I am a movie, camera block, you out of work, I know it's tough But enough is enough Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon I ain't doin' S.M.M., throw my whips off a cane A little drop of candy cane trips off the frame Twisted-ass mind, got a pencil for a brain And a razor for a head, ***in' pencil for a frame You don't like it, then peel off, bitch Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off And I still wouldn't *** you, slut, so wipe the smile on your grill off I swear to God, I'll piss a happy mill off Get the wheels, turn and spin a will off Snap the axle and hat, bust a tie rod Quit hollerin' why God, he ain't got *** to do with it Pygons will never be pygons The world ain't finished swallowing my wad I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad With fake tits and a bad tie job Just spit in my ***in' face and call me a ***in' tightwad So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod And caught her stealin' my music So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera And pissed twice on her, look, two peas and a tripod The moral to the story is life's treatin' you like dry sock Kick it back in his face, my God, it's shady and Nicki Minaj You might find the sight quite odd, but don't ask why, bitch, that's why The world is my punching bag And if I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots Make that face, go on, scrunch it up, pat me Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it like a Like a dungeon dragon, you fell off, off They must've pumped your wagon, you must've went off the back I'm about to go off the deep end, told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in track Is it the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone? Should've sent a thank you note, you little ho Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow N-N-Nicki, she just mad cause you took the spot W-W-World, that bitch mad cause I took the spot Well, bitch, if you ain't ***tin', then get off the pot Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top I-I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear them cacklin' I got them scared, shook, panickin' Overseas, church, Vatican You at a standstill, mannequin You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I'm the mother***in' boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my niggas get bucked, overbite I see them dusty-ass V-Logs, Levi's Raggedy-ans, hoes in your knee-highs I call it play, now do you see why? These bitches callin' me Manon Keylob Manon Keylob Manon Keylob These bitches callin' me Manon Keylob Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop All you little faggots can suck it No homo, but I'ma stick it to him like refrigerator magnets And I'm crooked enough to make straight jackets, bitch Yeah, look who's back again, bitch She's actin' as if you had the same pass that I have Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass You Aztecs had castic bypass Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass And Potter's violent, his hair on eyelashes I'll take a flying leap of faith off a ***in' balcony Force up a falcon wing up your fly ass You know what time it is, so why ask Who's shady and Nicki swirls classy My glance, my grasp Whippin' your neck roast like a dungeon dragon Whoop, whoop, like a dungeon dragon Whoop, whoop, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon Whoop, whoop, like a dungeon dragon Whoop, whoop, like a dungeon dragon Whoop, whoop, like a dungeon dragon Whoop, whoop, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon Grow men, grow men Stop it, stop it You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad You and this boy Slim Shady What's going on? They'll lock you away, they'll put you in a jail cell I promise Take your mother's warning Roman, please Back to bed Run along, let's go Come on, wash your mouth out with soap, boys