And I don't even get to be the main character in something cool like a rom-
Oh, I'd love to be the main character in a rom-com.
I love rom-
Who loves rom-coms as well?
Here, I love-
Oh, I feel like rom-coms are my Pornhub.com.
Like, I don't need Pornhub.com.
I just need the last 15 minutes of any rom-com made between, like, 1980 and 2007.
Like, it's something about soft acoustic music underscoring a man
admitting he was wrong that just really gets me there.
My favorite one has always been Dirty Dancing.
I remember I was watching it, and my mom walked in as I was sobbing.
I was sobbing hysterically.
My mom walked in and looked at me, which was huge.
That didn't happen a lot.
And she's like, Jamie, what?
Why are you crying?
Right?
And I'm just sitting there.
I'm like, Mommy!
Nobody's ever going to love me!
And Wayne Johnny loves baby!
My mom just took a really long, hard look at me, and she said, yeah.
Probably not.
And left the room!