Well, I've got to tell a story about how I got this nameAnd it's really kind of funny, you know, how I got this nameI used to roll my own cigarettesThat was in rehearsal in the early 80sWith beat, rhythm, runHe said I could have one, I said yesHe said I'm gonna call you roll upRoll upCome onRoll upYeah, that's meRoll upYeah, yeah, yeahRoll upOh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahRoll upOh, that's me, that's meSo now you know the real storyYeahYeahNow you know the real story of how I got my nicknameIt's no lieNo lie, no lieNo lie, it's no lieGonna tell you, and then say goodnightIt's no lie, it's no lie