I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be Tell me what you want I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king-sized tub big enough for ten plus me This is what you need I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile-high club at 37,000 feet Been there, done that I want a new tour bus full of old guitars Find a star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me So how you gonna do it? I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'll even cut my hair and change my name Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars And live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny cause we just want it And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every playboy funny with the bleached blonde hair And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the playboy mansion Gonna date a Santa phone that loves to blow my money for me So how you gonna do it? I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'll even cut my hair and change my name Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars And live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny cause we just want it And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every playboy funny with the bleached blonde hair We'll part out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's zoo zoo They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the senses Gonna pop my pills from a best dispenser Get washed up singers writing all my songs Let me sing them every night so I don't get them wrong Well, we all just wanna be big rock stars And live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny cause we just want it And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every playboy funny with the bleached blonde hair And we'll part out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's zoo zoo They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star Mmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star