Seen the act, I know how it goes.
Listen, I was just out in Kansas,
hammin' up the pigs,
makin' bacon,
you know what I mean?
Wanted to hear a joke,
cluck around the chickens.
Chickens, you know, little damn peckers,
you know what I'm sayin'?
Ran back to my shack, I thought to myself,
oh my God, if it'd appear to be the gold dink,
you'd buy my newspaper joke.
Get one,
gets funnier,
let her see,
it's a good thing.
Okay.
So then the house is up in the air,
it's spinnin' around like Baryshtikov,
and I'm fed a mean,
so careful laugh at that joke.
I did it just for me.
I looked out the window,
there's a little wicked witch
on a Hoover vacuum, coulda gone,
I'll get you my pretty little dog, Toto too.
Listen lady, I don't have a little dog, Toto,
but if I did, I'd give him to you,
cause you're gonna need a damn friend.
I've seen the script, you can get mad,
but you don't spell witch with a B now, do ya?
En vogue, never gonna get it.
Okay, so then,
so then my house landed,
oh no,
I've landed on Ronald McDonald.
He's wearing a pair of Marv Albert shoes.
No longer looks like a good time for the great taste,
if you know what I'm sayin',
but it's just these little people
like, for the Olympic road, for the Olympic,
whoa,
loved it in Fantasy Island,
man,
stick around,
I'm gonna make you a Willy Wonka,
part two,
oompa loompa,
doobity do, stick around, feel the Huston Cop,
not that funny,
but fun to say,
and we're gansom,
when you don't have a segue, that's what you do.
So it's amazing and wonderful,
cause I met up with a guy who's made of the straw,
I said,
hey man,
whoa,
that's a joke right there.
So you got hay over here,
and straw over here,
you got hay, and hay man, straw man,
that's a scarecrow,
what that is, is a,
what that is,
that's a synonym,
you know what a synonym is?
Yeah, I love cinnamon, it's my favorite flavor.
Thank for breakfast, I had synonym toast crunch.
Kicks in my ass.
You know where Bush got that confidence?
When we went to the Middle East, you know,
it's like we went to the Middle East,
and we stopped Hussein from sadamizing it.
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I cannot believe I said that.
Try this again, we went to the Middle East,
and we stopped Hussein from sadamizing it.