When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb

And all the critics said that the D was done

The sun had set and the chapter had closed

But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Just like the phoenix

We'll fuckin' rise again

That's right, the phoenix

Will rise again, y'all

'Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched

By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no

And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee

But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong

Just like the phoenix

We'll fuckin' rise again, y'all

That's right, the phoenix

Will rise again, aw

Sun shining, it's a hell of a day

Bright is back and it's headed your way

D's here, now we're puttin' on a show

We'll stink it up, then we will need a window

Out rockin', yeah we're rockin' again

Black Mamba is my personal friend

Phil Jackson is the master of zen

We'll pick you up, keep you over the weekend

It's the rise of the phoenix

It's the call of attack

And you'll know when you've seen us

The fuckin' D is back, y'all

Lovemakin' all the way to the top

Boots smokin', but I'm not gonna stop

Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance

Hot-blooded, that's lots of romance

It's the rise of the phoenix

And we ride with the pack

It's the magic between us

The fuckin' D is back

But what if it's true?

If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?

And what will we do

About all the fans who have the D tattoo?

They'll have them removed

They'll have to laser off the D tattoos

Tattoos

They'll have to laser off the D tattoo, aw

Wait a minute Cage

What's that you say?

You know it's not too late

Yes it is too late

We only need one hit

Just imagine it

We could be the ***

Too legit to quit

One hit

One hit

One hit

Yeah we're hoping this is it

One hit

Top 10 hit

Top 40 hit

Top 1000 hit

Aw, we don't care, as long as we get there

We'll start anew

And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo

You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo