It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees They're putting up reindeers, singing songs of joy and peace I wish I had a river I could skate away on But it don't snow here, it stays pretty green I'm gonna make a lot of money, I'm gonna quit this crazy scene I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river I could skate away on She tried hard to help me, she put me at ease She loved me so naughty, made me weak in the knees I wish I had a river I could skate away on I'm so hard to handle, I'm selfish and I'm sad Now I've gone and lost the best baby that I ever, ever had I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river, I made my baby say goodbye It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees They're putting up reindeers, singing songs of joy and peace I wish I had a river I could skate away I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long I would teach my feet to fly