My young ladies must always be
Models of proper femininity
Pure and sweet as the honey from the comb
That's what makes my house a home
Makes our house a home
Public figures like me and you
Must be impeccable in what we do
Facing our responsibility
With dignity and humility
Just like any public utility
Any public utility
Through the storm and the rain and hail
We deliver for the U.S. mail
Like policemen come what may
We serve every holiday
Every holiday
So let's all try to be refined
Keeping our reputation well in mind
Always conscious of our public mission
Uphold our grand and old tradition
In spite of amateur competition
In spite of amateur competition
Ha ha ha ha
capital R. E. S. P. E. C.
T. A. B. I. L. I. T. Y
capital R. E. S. P. E. C.
T. A. B. I. J. I. T. Y
Circumspect and correct
Remember whatever you do
The oldest profession
Depends on
decisions
R-E-S-P-E-C-T-A-B-I-L-I-T-Y.