It was just another boring Friday nightWhen things got a little out of controlA record player and some CDs is what he stoleNow he claims he wiped the fingerprintsCleaned up the stolen goodsBut it's true that he didn't hide the evidenceBecause he's going to jailAnd he's going to jailAnd he's going to jailAnd he's going to jailNow he's sitting in jail with a drunk and a white beaterHe said the fruit tastes weird and the sound smells like piss and beerNow he claims he wiped the fingerprintsCleaned up the stolen goodsBut it's true that he didn't hide the evidenceBecause he's going to jailAnd he's going to jailAnd he's going to jailAnd he's going to jailAnd he's going to jail
