Refrain: ("I'm the calm one, but my crew is sorta sick")

Yeah, Big L is the first to represent. Verse One: Big L Yo, on the mic is Big L, that brother who kicks flavs, God.

Known for sendin' garbage MCs to the graveyard.

I pack a gat, not a slingshot;

step to this and get an ass-whoopin' like Rodney King got.

Or get beat to your death like Cochise,

my laws is no peace, *** the police.

MCs get braggin' about cash they collect,

but them chumps is like Ray Charles,

'cause they ain't seen no money yet.

Trash rappers I tax and spark,

I be wettin' niggas up like water rides at Action Park.

A nigga stuck me, and that ain't funny son,

so I got money gun, they wet him and his honey bun.

'cause phony faggots I froze, it's a fact,

I flip fast on foes with fabulous fantastic flows.

L is the rebel type, I'm rough as a metal pipe,

*** a Benz, 'cause I could pull skins on a pedal-bike.

Props, I got the most, no MC comes close,coast-to-coast,

shows I host, foes I roast, adios, I'm ghost... Refrain Verse Two: D'Shawn Yo, street ? in New York is a place this nigga stands

with a machete I'm a crazy Eddie Scissorhands.

Born with such a thirst to kill,

I can tap 200 quarters from a $50 bill.

Cuttin' bitch-niggas down with a hundred pound axe

like I was raised by psycho-crazed lumberjacks.

So in a battle I be stabbin',choppin' MCs like trees,

piece-by-piece buildin' cabins.

I'm a maniac magician, abra cadabra,

makin' pain appear 'cause I'm-a *** arusty chain to make a noose

to choke your ass so hard, you're spittin' ***in' Adam's Apple juice.

So come check the magic show by Deshawn,

and witness the way I put you to death with a magic wand.

Turnin' your home to a casket,

turn your wife into a widow and your son into a ***.

'cause I love to keep MCs sufferin',

beggin' for big, heavy bags of Bufferin.

Baseball battin' 'em, splattin' 'em,

so many homicide records, my cases went platinum.

D'Shawn is nice;

known for givin' out head cracks without touchin' dice.

Just pain and punishment from the Boogie Down Bronxter...

D'Shawn the maniac street mobster. Refrain Verse Three: Lord Finesse It's the F-I-N-E-double-S-E,

don't play or stress me

Cause that *** don't impress me

I make papes off the *** I create, and then dictate

So get your mother***in *** straight

I got skills and I'm hard to kill,

So y'all bitch-ass rappes better chill and just guard your grill

You *** a mic and always get hype

Talkin bout ***in niggaz up

When you can bearly beat your dick right

So stop ridin my dilznick

cause I can still kick the ill *** on the mother***in real tip

Hit like Foreman when I'm brawlin

Those who think I'm fallin, I'll play your monkey-ass like a organ

I got crazy niggas in the city noid

Got mad bitches, but it's not cause I'm a mother***in pretty-boy

I'm ruthless, I'm not on that goody-goody tip

That *** played out with that Beat Street/Electric Boogie ***

I'll stomp any rapper that you ???

if they ass is weak, they better chill and *** a seat

And go 'head with they master plan

Stevie Wonder probably see me 'fore half you rappers can

You can't hang and you're fallin fast

You rappers that's trash better dash and start haulin ass

'cause I'm out to rag ***

*** up a show, collect my dough

and step off with a bad bitch

Spectators always have the best time

When they come to a show and hear a funky Lord Finesse rhyme

I'm out to get bigger, lounge and make rich figures

You'll never catch Finesse associating with bitch niggaz

I work overtime when it's time to go for mine

Crab-ass rappers, don't even front 'cause ya'll know the time

So it's time for me to step

Peace to Showbiz and AG and I'm off to the left Refrain Verse Four: AG Check-check-check it. A to the G is gonna wreck it.

On stage, on my record, so nigga don't forget it.

I'm the man. The one-man-band is on my right hand.

(His name is Show nitwit, so get wit the program)

I get a hit from my buddha blessed.

Turn my hat to the back, now let's see who's the best.

I like my pockets fat, never ever flat.

Niggas wanna jack, my .45 ain't havin' that.

Hoes get no dough, so why try?

Think it's gonna be a hit 'n' run? Wrong, it's a drive-by.

Niggas catchin' tantrums,because your girl's never safe around

the Midnight Phantom.

They predicted I'm-a fall;

they must be down with Michael Jackson 'cause that *** is Off The Wall.

You don't believe me, ask that brother Show:

snatchin' hotties, ***bin' hotties, lettin' motha***ers know.

You come wrong if you don't come strong...

YOU BETTER CATCH WRECK! Motha***er, I made the song.

Styles will vary, they won't carry over.

Don't *** with no Devil, I'd rather marry Oprah.

Yeah, you got it, I'm pro-black,

and my skills are so phat, I pay my dues, I don't owe jack.

You bite my style, I can spot it.

Tryin' real hard to get it,

you can forget it, because you don't got it.

And my skills are excellent.Diggin' in the Crates

and it's time to Represent! Refrain