Marriage counseling didn't work for better or for worse
When you say black, the wife says white,
she's on your very last nerve
Believe you me,
she won't agree for some Mexican divorce
Better scout the situation out before you start that war
Remember the alimony,
the losses will be high
You should get the best attorney,
your hard earned money can buy
You poor old son of a gun,
just hope to run You're like Santa Hannah Dunn
So remember the alimony
Your in-laws show up unannounced
With everything they own
They got no job,
no plans at all They sure make themselves at home
The kids just broke your easy chair They're tearing up the house
Like Davy Crockett,
you can't stop it There's really no way out
Remember the alimony,
the losses will be high
You should get the best attorney,
your hard earned money can buy
You poor old son of a gun,
just hope to run You're like Santa Hannah Dunn
So remember the alimony
So on a misery scale from 1 to 10,
she's maybe what?
An 11?
Where she cooked and cleaned and made your life a living heaven
But you get to keep all those memories Of all those bitter fights
So shut up and pay up,
cause she's a bargain and half that price
Remember the alimony,
the losses will be high You should get the best attorney,
your hard
earned money can buy
You poor old son of a gun, just hope to run
You're like Santa Hannah Dunn So remember the alimony
You poor old son of a gun,
just hope to run You're like Santa Hannah Dunn
So remember the alimony