Mmm
I'm called an artist in this company
There are hundreds of artists in here
And all of us we are told
That we're destined to be stars
And have a career
So let's start on your image How about taking drugs?
Got to be cool if you wanna be a
rockstar And if you want to be on top
You gotta take off your clothes,
sleep around To get in the know
I love you and you love me Ain't it funny,
the record industry
I love you and you love me Taking care
of each other in the record industry
With music in the pop world You got to be a bottle of L
That's what all of the songs are about So here we are,
love,
love,
love,
love
Everybody loves each other That is why we're all at war
I love you and you love me Ain't it funny,
the record industry
I love you and you love me Taking care
of each other in the record industry
How about
you and me?
Getting it on for the music For the sake of opportunity
Haven't you always wanted A new car,
new house,
new clothes
New friends, new family A new way of life
And that you know Cause we love each other here
Everybody wants to be where you are when you're a star
So
how about a new boyfriend?
He's got to go get you clothes
He's got to have spiky hair and a real nice nose
He's got to be photogenic like you are now After your plastic surgery
You can now achieve anything cause you're a star
I love you and you love me
Ain't it funny,
the record industry I love you and you love me
Ain't it funny,
the record industry
Oh,
it's been three minutes and thirty-seven seconds
And this song shouldn't have ended
And the pop song only goes for three minutes and thirty seconds
Think I just * it up?
I don't think this one's gonna sell a copy
Probably won't even get me a damn coffee
I wouldn't mind a donut But I think
they only give that to the grown-ups