Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth,
you fuckin' dipshit
You like a hot mess and I like it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go
When we go out, we'll make a great scene
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean
You're my kinda girl and I like it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
It's really stupid, this song
I don't need a girl to worry about if I dab I like
the fact that you don't give a * about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
The world,
cause real girls eat cake To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are for *'s sake
The world, cause real girls eat cake
I really,
really like the way your face is Even
when there's food stuck in your braces
But I'll still snog you cause I like it Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
let me
Have a word with your mom cause she's sexy
It must run in your genes if you get me
I gotta admit that I like her Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
I love her
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves I
even wrote a stupid song because I like you I like you
I don't need a girl to worry about if I dab I like
the fact that you don't give a * about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
The world,
cause real girls eat cake To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are for *'s sake
The world,
cause real girls eat cake Real girls,
real girls,
real girls eat cake
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima The way
you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are for *'s sake
The world, cause real girls eat cake
Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake
That would be nice
Ice with cream cake
Chocolate cake
Cream cake
Also with a little lemon and herb cake
And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there
Vegemite cake, ooh
What other cakes can we have?
* Jacob Fulton's * cake