If I'm the young razzle-dazzle, razzle-dazzle Give them an act with lots of flashing And the reaction will be passionate Give them the old hocus-pocus, bead and feather rum How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if in fact you're just disgusting? Razzle-dazzle them and they'll never catch wise Give them the old razzle-dazzle, razzle-dazzle them Give them a show that's so splendiferous Row after row, row vociferous Give them the old flim-flam-flamux, fool and fracture them How can they hear the truth above the roar? Throw them a fake and off a niggle They'll never know you're just a bagel Razzle-dazzle them and they'll beg you for more Give them the old down-bow whammy, dazed and dizzy Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bamboozler Give them the old three-ring circus, stun and stagger them When you're in trouble, go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They'll let you get away with murder Razzle-dazzle them and you've got a romance Give them the old razzle-dazzle, razzle-dazzle them Show them the first-rate sorcerer you are Long as you keep them way off balance How can they spot you've got no talents? Razzle-dazzle them, razzle-dazzle them And they'll make you a song