He was weak and strong, in his eyes a begging bone Most people looked at him with terror and fear But he was gorgeous, he was such a lovely kid He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Which men would desire Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen There was a kid and he was gone Ra-Ra-Rasputin, the richest, greatest love machine He was a shitting pile, he carried on He ruled the Russian land, never mind the Tsar But the Tsars are tall, he has really ruled them all In all affairs that date, he was the man to please Cause he was real great when he hired him as queen For the queen he was the real dealer Don't you hear the things he done? She believed he was the only healer Who would heal the son Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen There was a kid and he was gone Ra-Ra-Rasputin, the richest, greatest love machine He was a shitting pile, he carried on But when his drinking and busting and hunger for power Became known to more and more people Their demands to do something about this outrageous man Grew louder and louder His masses had to go to clear these enemies While the ladies begged for some time to do their deeds No doubt his first routine had once appeared on the charts Though he was gay, cruel, they just fell into his arms There one night a bird over a standing Sits entranced and on the plane Come to visit the beggars demanding And here really came Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra-Ra-Rasputin, the richest, greatest love machine He drank it all and said I'll be fine Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen He quit, they wanted his head Ra-Ra-Rasputin, the richest, greatest love machine As soon as he shot him, he was dead Wow, yeah! Those Russians