People of EuropeI send you the rainbow of ArgentinaSpain has fallen to the charms of EvitaShe can do what she likes, it doesn't matter muchShe's the new world Madonna with the golden touchShe filled the full ring, 45,000 sitarBut if you're prettier than General Franco, that's not hardFranco's reign in Spain should see out the 40sSo you've just acquired an ally whoLooks as secure in his job as youBut more important, current political thought isYour wife's a phenomenal asset, your trump cardLet's hear it for the Rainbow TourIt's been an incredible successWe weren't quite sure, we had a few doubtsWould Evita win through?But the answer is yesThere you are, I told you soMakes no difference where we goThe whole world's over just the sameYou should have heard them call our nameAnd who would underestimate the actress now?I'm not underestimating youJust do the same thing in Italy, pleaseNow I don't like to spoil a wonderful storyBut the news from Rome isn't any so goodShe hasn't gone down like we thought she wouldItaly is on the corner of Italy by Argentine gloryThey equate Peron with MussoliniCan't think of whyDid you hear that?They called me a *They actually called me a *Signore Peron, it's an easy mistakeI'm still called an admiralYet I gave up the sea long agoThings aren't all that badShe met with the PopeShe met with the PopeShe got a papal decorationAnd a kindly wordSo even if the crowds gave our lady the birdThe Argentine Italy access does have some hopeShe still made a fabulous impactCaught the eyeLet's hear it for the rainbow tourIt's been an incredible successWe weren't quite sureWe had a few doubtsWould they be true?To win throughBut the answer isA qualifiedYesIt all started wellNo question in FranceShining like the sunThrough the post-war hazeA beautiful reminderOf the carefree daysShe nearly captured the FrenchShe sure had the chanceBut she suddenly seemed to lose interestAnd she suddenly seemed to lose interestShe looked tiredTired, Eva, tiredFake the factsThe rainbow started to fadeI don't think she'll make it to England nowIt wasn't on the schedule anyhowYou better get out the flagsAnd fix a paradeSome kind of coming home triumphIs requiredLet's hear it for the rainbow tourIt's been an incredible successWe weren't quite sureWe had a few doubtsWould Edita win through?And the answer is yesAnd noAnd yesAnd noAnd yesAnd noLet's hear it for the Rainbow TourIt's been an incredible successWho the hell does the King of England think he is?Tea at some tin pot castle of hisWhat kind of invitation is that?Argentina's first lady deserves Buckingham PalaceIf England can do without meThen Argentina can do without England