You were at the automatic door
Letting all the heat out of the store
You hadn't got a clue who you were greeting for
So you ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
Everyone in leather uniforms
So you ran for Queen of America
You can tell the cool from illy warm
So you can tell the cool from illy warm
And keep you all identical from the day that you were born
So you ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
Let the Nazis off the hook
Because of March's famous book
You told me you were gay and proud
And just a bit into the crowd
Well you ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
A man for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
You ran for Queen of America
God save our noble queen
Sweet man of liberty
A feeble symbol
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