Have you seen the well-to-do Up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare With their noses in the air
High hats and narrow collars White spots and lots of dollars
Spending every dime For a wonderful time
Now if you're blue and you don't know Where to go to, why don't you go
Where fashion sits But none ritz
Different types of wear a day Coat pants with stripes and cutaway coat
Perfect fits But none ritz
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Come let's mix with Rockefellers Walk with Styx or Umbrellas
In their mitts But none ritz
Dips his hat just like an English chaffee To a lady with a wealthy puffy
Very snappy, you'll declare it Simply toughing to be there
And hidden slopping, smarty bits But none ritz
But none ritz But none ritz
But none ritz